Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Would you mind telling me, who's brain I did put in?
Igor:	And, you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	I will not be angry.
Igor:	Abby-someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Abby-someone. Abby who?
Igor:	Abby-normal.
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Werewolf?
Igor:	There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	What?
Igor:	There wolf. There castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Why are you talking that way?
Igor:	I thought you wanted to.
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	It's alive!
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Igor:	Dr. Frankenstein?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Fronkensteen.
Igor:	You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	No, it's pronounced: Fronkensteen.
Igor:	Do you also say, Froaderick?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	No, Frederick.
Igor:	Well, why isn't it: Froaderick Fronkensteen?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	It isn't. It's Frederick Fronensteen.
Igor:	I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	You must be Igor.
Igor:	No, it's pronounced: I-gore.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	But, they told me it was Igor.
Igor:	Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
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Inga:	Dr. Fronkensteen, are you alright?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	My name . . . is Frankenstein!
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Put . . . the candle . . . back!
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Inga:	Would you like to have a roll in the hay? It's fun.
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	What knockers!
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	What a filthy job.
Igor:	Could be worse.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	How?
Igor:	Could be raining.
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania station?
Peasant boy:	Yah, yah, track 29! Oh, can I give you a shine?
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:	[I]'d rather be remembered for my own small contributions to science, and because of my accidental relationship to a famous . . . coo-coo.

CAST
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder)
Igor (Marty Feldman)
Inga (Teri Garr)