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Wilder Napalm
 

 

Wilder:
Where's Vida?
Wallace:
Actually, she's over at the hospital being treated for thigh chafe. Once you're had a clown, you never go back.
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Wallace:
Don't give me that sanctimonious sh**! It's over, because you say it's over?! You don't get it do you? You passive aggressive piss-ant! You are not wiping away 32 years of making me feel like a piece of crap, simply because you choose not to fight!
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Wallace:
Why, we're just one big ol' thermonuclear family, Wilder!
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Wilder:
Go drop your pants and chase a doughnut, you and your single-helix friends.
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Wallace:
Wilder, come out and fight like the freak of nature you are!
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Wilder:
Christ, Wallace, you're a clown! Good job.
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Wilder:
A fate worse than death, proclaims my brother . . . the clown.
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Wallace:
Dirty mud-hopping, rat bastard!

CAST
Wilder (Arliss Howard)
Wallace (Dennis Quaid)

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