| Wayne Campbell: |
I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns
that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do
with a gun rack? |
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Wayne Campbell and
Garth Algar: |
Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party time! Excellent! |
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| Garth Algar: |
Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking
my will to live! |
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| Garth Algar: |
Party on, Wayne. |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Party on, Garth. |
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| Stacy: |
Happy anniversary, Wayne. |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Stacy, we broke up two months ago. |
| Stacy: |
Well, that doesn't mean that we can't still
go out. |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Well, it does, actually. That's what "breaking
up" is. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
I can't talk about it anymore, it's giving
me a headache. |
| Garth Algar: |
Here, take two of these. |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Ahh, Nuprin. Little, yellow, different. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
The Sh**y Beatles? Are they any good? |
| Tiny: |
They suck. |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Then it's not just a clever name. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
I've had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I'd call
a career. Let me put it this way, I have an extensive collection
of name tags and hair nets. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
Ass sphincter says, "what." |
| Noah Vanderhoff: |
What? |
| Wayne Campbell: |
A sphincter says, "what." |
| Noah Vanderhoff: |
What? |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Exactly. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
[I] still live with my parents, witch I admit
is both bogus and sad. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
[I] thought I had mono once for an entire year.
Turned out I was just really bored. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
We're not mental of anything, so don't be afraid. |
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| Glen: |
You know, if you stab a man in the dead of
winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. |
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Wayne Campbell and
Garth Algar: |
We're not worthy! We're not worthy! |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
Yes, officer, is there something wrong? |
| T-1000: |
Have you seen this boy? |
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| Garth Algar: |
Did you ever see the Twilight Zone where the
guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue? And, they
put it in a jar, and it wouldn't die; it just grew and pulsated
and gave birth to baby tongues. Pretty cool, huh? |
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| Benjamin Oliver: |
So, what do you think? |
| Noah Vanderhoff: |
I think it's two chimps on a Davenport in a
basement. |
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| Garth Algar: |
Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
She's a babe. |
| Garth Algar: |
She's magically babe-licious. |
| Wayne Campbell: |
She tested very high on the strokibility scale. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
Shwing! |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder? |
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| Garth Algar: |
Stacy alert. We've been spotted and are being
pulled in by her tractor beam. |
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| Garth Algar: |
What if he honks in the car? |
| Wayne Campbell: |
I'm giving you a "no honk" guarantee. |
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| Cassandra: |
[I]f a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his
ass when he hopped. |
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| Garth Algar: |
I think we should go now. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
[I] believe I requested the hand job. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
He shoots, he scores! |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
[I]magine being able to be magically whisked
away to . . . Delaware. "Hi, I'm in Delaware." |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
Game on. |
| ----- |
| Wayne Campbell: |
Say, I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell
bacon? |
| Garth Algar: |
Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of
some type. |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
No Stairway. Denied. |
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Wayne Campbell and
Garth Algar: |
Fished in! |
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| Wayne Campbell: |
She will be mine. Oh, yes. She will be mine. |
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