You were the one's who sent me the fruit cake
for Christmas. It made me so sick.
Ellen Griswold:
Oh, I'm sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruit
cake.
Aunt Edna:
You enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claud?
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Clark W. Griswold:
You may think you hate it now, but wait 'till
you drive it.
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Clark W. Griswold:
I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're
ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out!
Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation
. . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun,
and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing
fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles!
You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes!
I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose!
Praise Marty Moose!
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Motorcycle Cop:
Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split
your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you
could say "police brutality."
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Cousin Vicki:
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold:
So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki:
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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Clark W. Griswold:
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy!
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Cousin Dale:
Ya ever bop your bologna?
CAST
Clark W. Griswold (Chevy
Chase)
Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo)
Aunt Edna (Imogene Coca)
Audrey Griswold (Dana Barron)
Cousin Dale (John P. Navin, Jr.)
Cousin Vicki (Jane Krakowski)
Motorcycle Cop (James Keach)
