Freddie Paris:	[I]f I can build and install a pacemaker in this man's chest, well I can damn well bounce a microwave off a satellite!
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Roy L. Fuchs:	This country is going to the dogs! You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, the son-of-a-bitch stayed bought!
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Rudy Russo:	[W]e've got to fight fire with fire!
Eddie Winslow:	Guys, we fighting fire with enhanced radiation.
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Jeff:	[F]orget it. He pulled up in a red car.
Rudy Russo:	Come on, Jack, you've got your foot.
Jeff:	Sure I've got my foot, man. But, I've told you a million times a rabbit's foot is no protection against a red car.
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Rudy Russo:	I've just noticed something else. Mrs. Lopez, do you realized that your hair matches the color of these tires?

CAST
Rudy Russo (Kurt Russell)
Freddie Paris (David L. Lander)
Eddie Winslow (Michael McKean)
Jeff (Gerrit Graham)
Roy L. Fuchs (Jack Warden)