Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on
your brain!
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Louis Winthorpe, III:
Think big, think positive. Never show any sign
of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high.
Fear . . . that's the other guy's problem.
-----
Billy Ray Valentine:
You know you can't just run and shoot people
in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're
pissed at them.
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Randolph Duke:
Mother always said you were greedy.
Mortimer Duke:
She meant it as a complement.
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Louis Winthorpe, III:
Let's kick some ass!
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Market Official:
Mortimer, your brother's not well. We better
call an ambulance.
Mortimer Duke:
Fu** him!
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Billy Ray Valentine:
It occurs to me that the best way you hurt
rich people is you turn them into poor people.
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Billy Ray Valentine:
Merry new year!
Clarence Beeks:
Happy new year. In this country we say "happy
new year."
Billy Ray Valentine:
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Thank you for correcting my
English, which stinks!
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Coleman:
Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, they
can't take that away from you.
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Randolph Duke:
Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
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Billy Ray Valentine:
Once you have a man with no legs, you never
go back, baby!
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Louis Winthorpe, III:
How much for the gun?
-----
Billy Ray Valentine:
Hello, security . . . merry Christmas!
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Billy Ray Valentine:
Is there a problem, officers?
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Billy Ray Valentine:
Say man, when I was growing up, we wanted a
zacuci, we had to fart in the tub.
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Billy Ray Valentine:
You know, I can really dig this, Randy. You
know why? This kind of thing happens to me every week!
-----
Louis Winthorpe, III:
In such a situation, you have no time to think.
Instinct takes over. It's either kill or be killed.
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Police Officer:
Strip you little sh** before I tear you a new
a**hole!
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Billy Ray Valentine:
Who has been putting out their Kools on my
floor?!
-----
Billy Ray Valentine:
There's some strange sh** going on here, Coleman.
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Louis Winthorpe, III:
[I]'ve had the most absurd nightmare. I was
poor and no one liked me.
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Louis Winthorpe, III:
Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray Valentine:
Feeling good, Louis!
CAST
Louis Winthorpe, III (Dan
Aykroyd)
Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy)
Mortimer Duke (Don Ameche)
Randolph Duke (Ralph Bellamy)
Coleman (Denholm Elliott)
Clarence Beeks (Paul Gleason)
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