| Clarence Beeks: |
Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on
your brain! |
| ----- |
| Louis Winthorpe, III: |
Think big, think positive. Never show any sign
of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high.
Fear . . . that's the other guy's problem. |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
You know you can't just run and shoot people
in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're
pissed at them. |
| ----- |
| Randolph Duke: |
Mother always said you were greedy. |
| Mortimer Duke: |
She meant it as a complement. |
| ----- |
| Louis Winthorpe, III: |
Let's kick some ass! |
| ----- |
| Market Official: |
Mortimer, your brother's not well. We better
call an ambulance. |
| Mortimer Duke: |
Fu** him! |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
It occurs to me that the best way you hurt
rich people is you turn them into poor people. |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Merry new year! |
| Clarence Beeks: |
Happy new year. In this country we say "happy
new year." |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Thank you for correcting my
English, which stinks! |
| ----- |
| Coleman: |
Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, they
can't take that away from you. |
| ----- |
| Randolph Duke: |
Money isn't everything, Mortimer. |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Once you have a man with no legs, you never
go back, baby! |
| ----- |
| Louis Winthorpe, III: |
How much for the gun? |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Hello, security . . . merry Christmas! |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Is there a problem, officers? |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Say man, when I was growing up, we wanted a
zacuci, we had to fart in the tub. |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
You know, I can really dig this, Randy. You
know why? This kind of thing happens to me every week! |
| ----- |
| Louis Winthorpe, III: |
In such a situation, you have no time to think.
Instinct takes over. It's either kill or be killed. |
| ----- |
| Police Officer: |
Strip you little sh** before I tear you a new
a**hole! |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Who has been putting out their Kools on my
floor?! |
| ----- |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
There's some strange sh** going on here, Coleman. |
| ----- |
| Louis Winthorpe, III: |
[I]'ve had the most absurd nightmare. I was
poor and no one liked me. |
| ----- |
| Louis Winthorpe, III: |
Looking good, Billy Ray! |
| Billy Ray Valentine: |
Feeling good, Louis! |
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