| Narrator: |
Ladies and gentlemen, in the interest of clarity
and sanity, the rest of this movie will not be in Polish. |
| ----- |
| Lupinsky: |
The comedian gets to play Hamlet. And, me,
a serious actor, gets to play the First Off-Stage Nazi. |
| ----- |
| Frederick Bronski: |
[I]f I don't come back alive, I forgive you
for whatever happened between you and Lieutenant Sobinski.
But, if I do come back, you're in a lot of trouble! |
| ----- |
| Col. Erhardt: |
From now on, when in doubt, arrest them! Arrest
them, arrest them, arrest them! Then, shoot them and interrogate
them. |
| ----- |
| Frederick Bronski: |
[S]he's my wife! If there's any "I'll get her
outta there!" those are my lines! I say that part! |
| ----- |
| Frederick Bronski: |
I tried to open a conversation with your friend
in there. He seems to be slightly dead. |
| ----- |
| Ratkowski: |
You even drive like an understudy. |
| Dobish: |
I'll take that from Bronski, not from you. |
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| Capt. Schultz: |
Professor Siletski's on the phone. |
| Col. Erhardt: |
Good . . . what?! Professor Siletski? You didn't
tell him he was dead? |
| Capt. Schultz: |
No. |
| Col. Erhardt: |
Good. |
| ----- |
| Frederick Bronski: |
[L]et's rehearse the scene. |
| Dobish: |
Alright, Heil Hitler. |
| Frederick Bronski: |
Heil Hitler. Alright, I've got it. |
| ----- |
| Lt. Andre Sobinski: |
Heil Hitler! |
| Frederick Bronski: |
Heil myself. |
| ----- |
| Anna Bronski: |
[I] don't mind my name in smaller print. I
don't even mind it under the title, but in parentheses?! |
| Frederick Bronski: |
I like it. It sets your name apart. |
| ----- |
| Anna Bronski: |
What did you do with Siletski's body? |
| Frederick Bronski: |
Never mind Siletski's body! What did you do
with Sobinski's body?! |
| ----- |
| Ratkowski: |
Remember, Bronski, you're playing for our lives. |
| Frederick Bronski: |
Relax, I'll give the greatest performance I've
ever given. |
| Ratkowski: |
Don't . . . just be good. |
| ----- |
| Lt. Andre Sobinski: |
[I] believe you only fall in love once. And,
when you do, you should dedicate your whole life to that person. |
| ----- |
| Dobish: |
What can we do? |
| Frederick Bronski: |
We'll do what a theatrical company should do
during a war: we'll hide until it's over. |
| ----- |
| Frederick Bronski: |
To be or not to be. |
| ----- |
| Ravitch: |
How did you get here? |
| Lupinsky: |
I was born here. |
| Ravitch: |
And, what made you decide to die here? |
| ----- |
| Ravitch: |
What happened? He's good tonight. |
| ----- |
| Anna Bronski: |
If we could find somebody to play Colonel Erhardt? |
| Lt. Andre Sobinski: |
A good actor. |
| Anna Bronski: |
A great actor. |
| Frederick Bronski: |
A dead actor! |
| ----- |
| Anna Bronski: |
All these flowers, night after night, and on
a Lieutenant's pay. He must be hopelessly in love with me. |
| Sasha Kinski: |
Maybe his father's a florist. |
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