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Leslie Zevo:
"Buffoon"? Oh, very interesting word. Wonder what the derivation of that is. I love the entomology of words. Maybe it's a combination of balloon and buffalo. Or, maybe buffer and fool. Or, maybe it's from the Latin word: bufamotis; he who carries the pickle.
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Patrick Zevo:
[T]reat your friends like your enemies, and your enemies like your friends.
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Alsatia Zevo:
[T]reat your friends like your friends, and your enemy like your enemy.
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Leslie Zevo:
We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.
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Patrick Zevo:
Duplicating is taking place. And, when duplicating takes place, that means there's more than one. There may be two or three, Miss Tyler, two, three, or four.
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Gen. Leland Zevo:
You're as big a fool as your father ever was.
Leslie Zevo:
You really think so? Thank you.
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Leslie Zevo:
I wonder what the flashing red lights mean.
Alsatia Zevo:
Well, red usually means caution, or beef, if it's a bouillon cube.
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Patrick Zevo:
We've got to be: one mind, one body, one goal, one soul.
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Leslie Zevo:
I'm very silly, but that's what I do for a living.
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Leslie Zevo:
[D]ad didn't like the idea of war toys. He though that war was the domain of a small penis.
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Patrick Zevo:
I hate it when food touches.
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Patrick Zevo:
Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? Or, are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?
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Patrick Zevo:
Debbie, you didn't do my dad. Did ya?
Debbie:
Well . . .
Patrick Zevo:
Did ya?
Debbie:
It was an accident.
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Gen. Leland Zevo:
War has no relatives.
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Patrick Zevo:
I'm taking about dup'in'! Dup'in'! Duplication!
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Alsatia Zevo:
That's a very bad baby.

CAST
Leslie Zevo (Robin Williams)
Patrick Zevo (LL Cool J)
Alsatia Zevo (Joan Cusack)
Gen. Leland Zevo (Michael Gambon)
Debbie (Debi Mazar)

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