Douglas Quaid:	[Y]ou expect me to believe you?
Vilos Cohaagen:	Who gives a sh** what you believe! In 30 seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up, and be home in time for corn flakes.
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Kuato:	A man is defined by his actions, not his memories.
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Johnnycab:	We hope you enjoyed the ride.
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Douglas Quaid:	Relax. You'll live longer.
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Douglas Quaid:	If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself, and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.
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Lori:	That's for making me come to Mars. You know how much I hate this fu**ing planet!
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Benny:	Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.
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Bob McClane:	What is it that is exactly the same about every single vacation that you've ever taken?
Douglas Quaid:	I give up.
Bob McClane:	You!

CAST
Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Vilos Cohaagen (Ronny Cox)
Lori (Sharon Stone)
Benny (Mel Johnson, Jr.)
Kuato (Marshall Bell)
Bob McClane (Ray Baker)
Johnnycab voice (Robert Picardo)