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Top Gun
 

 

Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:
[I]ceman. It's the way he flies, ice cold, no mistakes. He wears you down, you get bored--frustrated--do something stupid and he's got ya.
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Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.
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"Slider":
[N]o points for second place.
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Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:
Great balls of fire!
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"Stinger":
Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
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Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:
What are you doing?
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
Just wondering, who's the best?
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Lt. Tom "Iceman" Kazanski:
I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
That's right, Ice-Man. I am dangerous.
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"Slider":
Who's butt did you kiss to get in here?
Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:
Well, the list is long, but distinguished.
"Slider":
Yeah, well, so's my Johnson.
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Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here.
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"Stinger":
You are America's best; make us proud.
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Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
I feel the need . . . the need for speed!
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Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
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"Stinger":
Do not fire until fired upon.
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Lt. Tom "Iceman" Kazanski:
You can be my wingman any time.
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
Bullsh**. You can be mine.

CAST
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Tom Cruise)
Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw (Anthony Edwards)
Lt. Tom "Iceman" Kazanski (Val Kilmer)
"Slider" (Rick Rossovich)
"Stinger" (James Tolkan)

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