Splinter:	Our domain is the shadow. Stray from it reluctantly. For when you do, you must strike hard and fade away . . . without a trace.
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Casey Jones:	The class is pain 101, and your instructor is Casey Jones.
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Raphael:	A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this.
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Leonardo:	Awesome!
Michaelangelo:	Righteous!
Donatello:	Bossa nova!
Michaelangelo:	Bossa nova?
Donatello:	Chevy Nova?
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Michelangelo:	Wise man say, "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
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Casey Jones:	Now that was a crime, you purse scrumpin' pukes. And, this is the penalty!

CAST
Leonardo (Brian Tochi)
Donatello (Corey Feldman)
Michaelangelo (Robbie Rist)
Splinter (Kevin Clash)
Casey Jones (Elias Koteas)