[A] while ago, this humongous comet came crashing
into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world at
we know it--no celebrities, no cable T.V., no water. It hasn't
rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the
same bathtub. So, it ain't all bad.
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Jet Girl:
This tank it-it-it-it-it isn't . . .
Tank Girl:
Isn't? Isn't?
Jet Girl:
Isn't . . .
Tank Girl:
What?! Come on, just one little adjective and
we'll have a whole sentence here. The tank isn't . . . glad?
Sad? Mad? Lonely?
Jet Girl:
It-it isn't operational.
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Kesslee:
Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday
and Monday hangs a day so dark it will devastate!
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Tank Girl:
The Rippers are a demonic army of blood-thirsty,
human-eating, purse-snatching, mutant creatures.
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Tank Girl:
[T]he W.P. That's short for Water and Power.
They control most of the water, and got all the power.
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Kesslee:
Water is life. Water is power.
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Tank Girl:
You just got to think about it like the first
time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure
this is right?"
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