| David: |
Who we admire most in the world, and why? The
person we admire most in the world is make-up artist and creature
creator Rick Baker. |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
His wonderfully gruesome slime bladders and
slobber tubes in an American Werewolf in London won him a
richly deserved Oscar. That is why we admire make-up artist
and creature creator Rick Baker very, very, very, very, very,
very . . . |
| David: |
. . . very, very, very, very, very . . . |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
. . . very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very . . . |
| David: |
. . . very, very, very, very, very much. It's
100 words on the nose. |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
You can count it if you want. |
| ----- |
| David: |
Have you seen the movie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre? |
| Anna-Maria: |
No. It is good? |
| David: |
Oh, I've got to tell you, I love this film.
It had passion and a plucky spirit. And, the characters had
integrity, like when Leatherface went on that strict diet
of human flesh, he had to cut out chicken and fish completely. |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
Dave, I agree with you. I'll go a step further,
sure Leatherface, he wore a mask made out of human skin, and
he hung people on meat-hooks, but hey, we've all got quirks,
I got 'em, you've got 'em Dave, that's what makes this character
so, so compelling. Thumbs up for me. |
| David: |
Same here. |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
To sum it up, I'm Chainsaw . . . |
| David: |
I'm Dave. |
Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp
and David: |
Will see you . . . At the Movies. |
| ----- |
| David: |
The Screwdriver was an utter disappointment.
I was hoping for a headache or pounding temples, a blackout,
anything, but, ya know, I feel fine. Actually, my headache
is gone. I've . . . thumbs down. |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
Dave, I'm surprised. I found the Screwdriver
simply delightful. Fast corners, that third loop was a nice
surprise, the line moved fast. |
| Anna-Maria: |
Is he okay? |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
Well, Anna-Maria, it appears that he's vomiting.
And, that's a sure sign of a good ride. Thumbs up! |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
I remember you. Where ya been? |
| Student: |
Bathroom. |
| Freddy Shoop: |
Six weeks? |
| Student: |
My zipper got stuck. |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
I've been handing out assignments and the kids
turn them in and everything. It's almost like school in there. |
| ----- |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
[F]act: you know why so many drunk drivers
get in wrecks? Because they don't learn how to drive drunk. |
| Freddy Shoop: |
Fact: alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one
more, you're a talking monkey. |
| ----- |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
Can I call my folks and say I won't be home
. . . ever?! |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
Tall, dark, and tidy--that's a magic combination. |
| ----- |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
Enough "safe and 'sane." It's time for dumb
and dangerous! |
| ----- |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
There's a very valid reason for summer vacation:
the human brain needs rest. |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
I may have used poor judgment. |
| Phil Gills: |
You actually used judgment?! |
| ----- |
| Judge Stuart R. Dryer: |
You were a black Marine in 1968? |
| David: |
Vietnam. A war puts a man through many, many
changes. |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
When I say "bite-in-the-ass," I mean that is
the nicest possible way. |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
[Y]ou guys drop out and be illiterate! I'm
goin' to Hawaii and be tan! |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
They're as smart as you and me. |
| Phil Gills: |
You and I. |
| Freddy Shoop: |
All of us. |
| ----- |
| David: |
You went to jail for us? |
| Freddy Shoop: |
On roller-skates. |
| Francis "Chainsaw" Grimp: |
Thanks, man. |
| ----- |
| Freddy Shoop: |
I'll teach! |
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