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Erb Crandal:
Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck:
It's Vaseline!
Erb Crandal:
Oh ho! Ohhh! It's Vas . . . great . . . it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck:
You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal:
No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
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Erin Grant:
[I] can't be working here when I go back to court. "Oh, yes, Your Honor, I found a new job. I'm working at the Eager Beaver."
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Erin Grant:
How do I look?
Shad:
Better than me . . . and that ain't easy.
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Orly:
Go rustle up a new snake.
Shad:
Where? The A & P? Who the fu** carries pythons at 10 o'clock at night?!
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Orly:
[C]ream corn wrestling!
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Shad:
You know I would embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up.
Erin Grant:
I know you would, and that's really thoughtful. But, I don't think it would, like, help me in court if I had him attacked.
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Erb Crandal:
I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fu** like you!
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Orly:
What do you know about Prozac?
Shad:
Makes you happy. But, there's side effects.
Orly:
Like what?
Shad:
Limp noodle.
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Congressman David Dilbeck:
My brain is just turning to sh**.

CAST
Erin Grant (Demi Moore)
Shad (Ving Rhames)
Congressman David Dilbeck (Burt Reynolds)
Orly (Jerry Grayson)
Erb Crandal (Robert Stanton)

  
 

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