| Erb Crandal: |
Why are you all shiny? |
| Congressman David Dilbeck: |
It's Vaseline! |
| Erb Crandal: |
Oh ho! Ohhh! It's Vas . . . great . . . it's
Vaseline! |
| Congressman David Dilbeck: |
You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? |
| Erb Crandal: |
No, no, not unless I have third degree burns,
no. |
| ----- |
| Erin Grant: |
[I] can't be working here when I go back to
court. "Oh, yes, Your Honor, I found a new job. I'm working
at the Eager Beaver." |
| ----- |
| Erin Grant: |
How do I look? |
| Shad: |
Better than me . . . and that ain't easy. |
| ----- |
| Orly: |
Go rustle up a new snake. |
| Shad: |
Where? The A & P? Who the fu** carries pythons
at 10 o'clock at night?! |
| ----- |
| Orly: |
[C]ream corn wrestling! |
| ----- |
| Shad: |
You know I would embrace the opportunity to
maim his white ass up. |
| Erin Grant: |
I know you would, and that's really thoughtful.
But, I don't think it would, like, help me in court if I had
him attacked. |
| ----- |
| Erb Crandal: |
I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted
old fu** like you! |
| ----- |
| Orly: |
What do you know about Prozac? |
| Shad: |
Makes you happy. But, there's side effects. |
| Orly: |
Like what? |
| Shad: |
Limp noodle. |
| ----- |
| Congressman David Dilbeck: |
My brain is just turning to sh**. |
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