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Star Wars: A New Hope
 

 

Han Solo:
Hokey religions, and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
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Han Solo:
[I]'ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny.
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Han Solo:
The garbage shoot was a wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered.
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Han Solo:
Everything's under control. Situation: normal.
Intercom voice:
What happened?
Han Solo:
Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here now, thank you. How are you?
Intercom voice:
We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo:
Negative, negative, we have a reactor leak here, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Intercom voice:
Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo:
Boring conversation anyway. Luke we're gonna have company!
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Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi:
Use the force, Luke.
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Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi:
Remember, the force will be with you, always.
Get the WAV
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Luke Skywalker:
If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that is farthest from.
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Uncle Owen Lars:
Take these two over to the garage, will you, I want them cleaned up before dinner.
Luke Skywalker:
But, I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
Uncle Owen Lars:
You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.
Get the WAV
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Darth Vader:
I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete; when I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.
Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi:
Only a master of evil, Darth.
Get the WAV
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Darth Vader:
Your powers are weak, old man.
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Han Solo:
You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
Get the WAV
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Han Solo:
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy. Without precise calculations, we'd fly right through a star, or bounce to close to a supernova, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it.
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Han Solo:
It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3P0:
But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo:
That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose, Wookiees are known to do that.

CAST
Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill)
Han Solo (Harrison Ford)
Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi (Alec Guinness)
Darth Vader (James Earl Jones)
C-3P0 (Anthony Daniels)
Uncle Owen Lars (Phil Brown)

  
 

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