I suppose you're just some harmless beach-comber
who happens to wear a tuxedo!
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Freddie Bauer:
[L]et me tell you something. Many of your finer
nudie films come from Sweden. Well, after you see 'em four-,
five-hundred times, the stuff starts to sink in.
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Stan, the Tour Guide:
Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The statue
was a gift from French citizens, and has come to symbolize
hope for naked women everywhere.
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Walter Kornbluth:
What a week I'm having.
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Allen Bauer:
Don't go in there man, she'll melt your face
right off!
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Walter Kornbluth:
I'll be back, with nuclear weapons.
CAST
Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)
Freddie Bauer (John Candy)
Walter Kornbluth (Eugene Levy)
Stan, the Tour Guide (Lowell Ganz)
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