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Showgirls
 

 

Cristal Connors:
We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see.
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Tony Moss:
I don't care whether you live or die. I wanna see you dance, and I wanna see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile. I can't use you if you can't show. I can't use you if you can't sell.
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Nomi Malone:
Life sucks, you know.
James Smith:
"Life sucks," "Sh** happens." Where do you get this stuff, off of T-shirts?
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Tony Moss:
If you let me down, I could lose my reputation for being such an all-knowing prick.
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Carmi:
Nomi, do my boobs look any bigger to you?
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Tony Moss:
Can you spell M.G.M. backwards? I bet you can't.
A dancer:
M.G.M.
Tony Moss:
I'm impressed.
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Zack Carey:
An M.B.A. is a degree you pick up in college. Its mostly worthless in the real world.
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Tony Moss:
[W]hat are you doing here?
Nomi Malone:
I'm watching you be a prick.
Tony Moss:
Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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Tony Moss:
I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?

CAST
Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley)
Cristal Connors (Gina Gershon)
Zack Carey (Kyle MacLachlan)
Tony Moss (Alan Rachins)
James Smith (Glenn Plummer)
Carmi (Danté McCarthy)

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