The Narrator:	[T]hen there were my father and my mother. Two people who could find an argument in any subject.
Father:	Wait a minute. Are you telling me you think the Atlantic is a greater ocean than the Pacific?!
Mother:	No, have it your way. The Pacific is greater!
The Narrator:	I mean, how many people fight about oceans?
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Abe:	You don't like it? Take the gas pipe.
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Masked Avenger:	Beware evil doers wherever you are!

CAST
The Narrator (Woody Allen)
Mother (Julie Kavner)
Father (Michael Tucker)
Abe (Josh Mostel)
Masked Avenger (Wallace Shawn)