| Gilbert Lowe: |
Their action tonight demands an immediate retaliation.
And, if we don't, we're nothing but the nerds they say we
are. |
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| Gilbert Lowe: |
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd
persecution ends. |
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| Coach Harris: |
Dean, we've got a big game coming up, and I
don't want my boys' minds worried about where their gonna
live. |
| Dean Ulich: |
They should have thought of that before they
burnt their house down. |
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| Lewis Skolnick: |
Come on, Gilbert. Let's go to college. |
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| Mr. Skolnick: |
You college guys are all alike, all you really
care about is getting laid. I wish I was going with you. |
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| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
Did you get in her pants? |
| Gilbert Lowe: |
She's not that kind of a girl, Booger. |
| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
Why, does she have a penis? |
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| Stan Gable: |
What are you looking at, nerd? |
| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
I thought I was looking at my mother's old
douche bag, but that's in Ohio. |
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| Lewis Skolnick: |
I'm a nerd. |
| Gilbert Lowe: |
Welcome to the real world. |
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| Coach Harris: |
[E]nough of the social bullsh**, grab a cot.
Move it or lose it! |
| ----- |
| Gilbert Lowe: |
I'm a nerd, and I'm pretty proud of it. |
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| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
I say we blow the fu**ers up. |
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| Coach Harris: |
Sh**, we forgot to practice. |
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| Danny Burke: |
You don't have a fu**ing chance nerd. |
| Takashi Toshiro: |
Oh, thank you. Good luck to you too, Burke. |
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| Arnold Poindexter: |
Would you rather live in the ascendancy of
a civilization, or during its decline? |
| A Mu: |
Poindexter, do you want to fu**, or not? |
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| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
Hey guys, wonder joints. |
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| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
We've got bush. |
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| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
Do you have a room to rent? |
| Mr. Stewart: |
No for rent. |
| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
I thought it was for rent. |
| Mr. Stewart: |
Fu** off. |
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| Lewis Skolnick: |
[T]here's 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which
are girls. |
| Gilbert Lowe: |
So? |
| Lewis Skolnick: |
So, that's 7,107.32 boobs. |
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| Fredrick "Ogre" Poliwatski: |
Nerds! |
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| Dudley "Booger" Dawson: |
I say we blow their fu**ing houses up. |
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| Lewis Skolnick: |
Panty raid! |
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| Gilbert Lowe: |
We're allowed to have girls in our dorm room? |
| Lewis Skolnick: |
Not girls, Gil', women. We're college men now. |
| ----- |
| Lewis Skolnick: |
Gentlemen, I think I found a house. |
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| Takashi Toshiro: |
Hair pie? Thank you. |
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