| Father Luke Brophy: |
Did you know that the Christian religion has
over a billion followers? |
| Nancy Aglet: |
Big deal, so does the Wheel of Fortune. |
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| Father Mayii: |
[L]uke, may the faith be with you. |
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| Ernest Weller: |
I cast thee back to Hell! |
| Fanny Ray Weller: |
To Hell! |
| Ernest Weller: |
I cast thee back to Hell! |
| Fanny Ray Weller: |
To Hell! |
| Ernest Weller: |
I cast thee back to Hell! |
| Nancy Aglet: |
Why don't you leave me a picture and resume
at the door, and I'll get back to you, okay? |
| ----- |
| Father Luke Brophy: |
Satan, stop! Where do you think you're going? |
| Nancy Aglet: |
I'm going to Disneyland! |
| ----- |
| Nancy Aglet: |
No one can destroy what the Devil has created. |
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| Father Luke Brophy: |
What makes you think that you're being possessed
again? |
| Nancy Aglet: |
Satan's spirit flew right out of my T.V. set,
and into my soul. |
| Father Luke Brophy: |
Okay. |
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| Father Luke Brophy: |
Excuse me, I'm looking for a man. |
| Gay Bodybuilder: |
No, no, you go find one of your own. This one's
already taken. |
| Jake Steinfeld: |
Check please. |
| ----- |
| Wally George: |
How come you possessed a woman's body? You
get off wearing women's clothing? |
| ----- |
| Ned Aglet: |
Dad! Mom's humping the priest! |
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| Father Luke Brophy: |
I'm gonna tell you all about a mother that's
fly,
I'm talkin' 'bout my homeboy, Father Mayii.
Cast out the Devil, and he didn't even yell,
And, now the fool is coolin' in a place called Hell.
All the Catholics in the house say ho! |
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| Father Luke Brophy: |
Father Mayii? |
| Father Mayii: |
Yes, you may. |
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