You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw.
You wanna find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
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H.I.:
I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever
cash you got.
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Nathan Arizona, Sr.:
If you can find lower prices anywhere, my name
ain't Nathan Arizona.
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Gale:
Alright, you hayseeds! It's a stickup! Everybody
freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Bank Patron:
Well, which is it young fellah? You want I
should freeze, or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n
I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And, if'n I drop, I'm gonna
be in motion.
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Evelle:
[T]hese blow up into funny shapes at all?
Nice Old Grocery Man:
Well, no, unless round is funny.
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H.I.:
[I] ain't like that no more. I'm a changed
man: you were right, I was wrong. We got a family here, I'm
gonna start acting responsibly. So let's go, Honey! Let's
go get Nathan Junior!
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H.I.:
The doctor explained that her insides were
a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase.
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Prison Counsellor:
Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's
body?
"Trapped" Convict:
Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps,
real hard.
CAST
H.I. (Nicolas Cage)
Gale (John Goodman)
Evelle (William Forsythe)
Nathan Arizona, Sr. (Trey Wilson)
Leonard Smalls (Randall "Tex" Cobb)
Nice Old Grocery Man (Charles "Lew" Smith)
Prison Counsellor (Peter Benedek)
"Trapped" Convict (Ruben Young)
