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Grimm:
I want to thank you guys. You could have given us help, but you've given us so much more.
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Bank Manager:
I want to thank you for getting us out alive. The owners of the bank want me to tell you not to expect any cooperation from them.
Chief Rotzinger:
Oh?
Bank Manager:
And I think they're gonna kill you with the press, too. They say that if the clown gets away, they owe it to their shareholders to let the "abject humiliation" of this whole think fall on a public official.
Chief Rotzinger:
How many share holders are there?
Bank Manager:
Ahh, just the three, I think.
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Loomis:
It was an accident, Phyllis.
Phyllis:
Oh, you know, so was Chernobyl'!
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Bank Guard:
What the Hell kind of clown are you?
Grimm:
The crying on the inside kind, I guess.
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Grimm:
I'm sure no harm will come to me once I'm inside the bank all by myself.
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Chief Rotzinger:
Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.
Grimm:
Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.
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Phyllis:
You've got a gun. Shoot them.
Grimm:
I want to, but they're fur brained. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?
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Chief Rotzinger:
At least give me the women.
Grimm:
Get your own women!
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Grimm:
Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner!
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Loomis:
It's bad luck just seeing a thing like that.
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Bank Guard:
I said "we're closed," Bozo.
Grimm:
I wouldn't . . . and that's Mr. Bozo, okay?
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Grimm:
Thank you for using AT&T.
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Bank Guard:
Look, I'm just an old man.
Grimm:
Really?
Bank Guard:
Yeah.
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Grimm:
If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!

CAST
Grimm (Bill Murray)
Phyllis (Geena Davis)
Loomis (Randy Quaid)
Chief Rotzinger (Jason Robards)
Bank Guard (Bob Elliott)
Bank Manager (Brian McConnachie)

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