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Popeye
 

 

Wimpy:
Gentlemen, you know the rules--there are no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who's dead loses.
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Popeye:
I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
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The Taxman:
Not up to no good are you? 'Cause if you are there's a fifty cent "Up to No Good" tax.
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Wimpy:
[A] genuine hamburger for the gentleman. I'm buying.
Customer:
Gee, thanks.
Rough House:
Who's paying?
Wimpy:
I'm buying, he's paying.
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Popeye:
How much is the broccoli?
Geezil:
Nickel, maybe dime.
Popeye:
And, the spinach?
Geezil:
Dime, maybe quarter.
Popeye:
Then how come carrots is a dollar?
Geezil:
Dollar fifty. You buy what I don't feel like selling it cost you two dollars.
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Popeye:
I’m Popeye the sailor man.
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Wimpy:
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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Nana Oyl:
Come in before you catch your death of mud.

CAST
Popeye (Robin Williams)
Geezil (Richard Libertini)
Wimpy (Paul Dooley)
Nana Oyl (Roberta Maxwell)
The Taxman (Donald Moffat)
Rough House (Allan F. Nicholls)

  
 

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