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Mark Hunter:
Talk hard!
Get the WAV
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Mark Hunter:
Being a teenager sucks, but that's the point, surviving it is the whole point. Quitting is not going to make you strong--living will.
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Mark Hunter:
Now, I'm depressed. Now, I feel like killing myself, but, luckily, I'm too depressed to bother.
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Mark Hunter:
You ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fu**ed up?
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Mark Hunter:
[T]his is Hard Harry reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork, and do your homework in the dark.
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Mark Hunter:
Feeling screwed up in a screwed up place, in a screwed up time, does not mean that you are screwed up.
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Mark Hunter:
I just love being the rap king of Arizona.
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Mark Hunter:
[T]here's nothing to do anymore. Everything decent's been done. All the great themes have been used up--turned into theme parks.
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Loretta Creswood:
I can quite legally expel you.
Mazz Mazzilli:
Yo, Loretta, I'm already expelled. Don't you remember? You booted me out the first week for dress code.
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Mark Hunter:
I don't mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not gonna be ashamed about it.
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Mark Hunter:
[W]e're all disturbed! And, if not, why not?! Doesn't this blend of blindness and blandness wanna make you do something crazy?! Then, why not do something crazy?! It makes a Hell of a lot more sense than blowing your fu**ing brains out. You know, go nuts, go crazy, get creative. You got problems? You just chuck 'em--nuke 'em! They think you're moody, make 'em think you're crazy. Make 'em think you might snap! They think you got attitude? You show 'em some real attitude!
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Mark Hunter:
Do you admit it, sir?
David Deaver:
Admit what?
Mark Hunter:
That you're a slime.
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Mark Hunter:
Just look in, and I will be there, waving out at you, naked wearing only a cock ring.
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Nora Diniro:
[I]'m not really like that, except when I am.
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Mark Hunter:
[B]eing young is sometimes less fun than being dead.
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Mark Hunter:
[I] can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

CAST
Mark Hunter (Christian Slater)
Nora Diniro (Samantha Mathis)
David Deaver (Robert Schenkkan)
Loretta Creswood (Annie Ross)
Mazz Mazzilli (Billy Morrissette)

  
 

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Last Updated: 06/12/2008