| Billy: |
He's not just a fairy. He's the king of the
fairies. |
| Tim: |
Oh, you mean, like a really big fairy. |
| ----- |
| Tommy Turner: |
So, you're playing a big fairy? |
| Billy: |
Yeah. |
| Tommy Turner: |
Well, that's good casting. |
| ----- |
| Tommy Turner: |
Shakespeare's good for ya, Pee Wee. It'll broaden
your mind. |
| Pee Wee Morris: |
Agh, Shakespeare's ass sucks canal water. |
| Billy: |
Oh, his "ass sucks canal water." That's very
profound. |
| Tommy Turner: |
Well, he has a keen analytical mind. |
| Billy: |
And, a way with words. |
| ----- |
| Tommy Turner: |
What would Eisenhower do if the Russians did
to the country, what the Righteous Flock had done to us? |
| Tim: |
Cut the fu**ers' nuts off. |
| ----- |
| Tommy Turner: |
If a woman dies while you're boffing her, you're
considered an accomplis. |
| ----- |
| Billy: |
[Y]ou guys must be really proud of your ignorance,
'cause you show it off so much. |
| ----- |
| Billy: |
What are you up to? |
| Wendy Williams: |
Revenge. What are you up to? |
| ----- |
| Steve: |
The worms crawl in,
the worms crawl out,
the worms play pinochle on your snout. |
| ----- |
| Rev. Bubba Flavel: |
So saith the Shepherd! |
| The Righteous Flock: |
So saith the Flock! |
| ----- |
| Pee Wee Morris: |
[I]'m an artist. I mean, Michelangelo worked
in stone, Van Gogh worked in oils, I work in pussy. |
| ----- |
| Billy: |
Hey, Turner, suck my wand! |
| ----- |
| Principal Carter: |
Get the flock outta here! |
| ----- |
| Tommy Turner: |
[T]his is coitus interruptus, in extremis. |
| ----- |
| Mickey: |
Well, look closely boys, 'cause that is a World's
Record sh** eating grin. |
| ----- |
| Rev. Bubba Flavel: |
Would you put cow-puckies in these children's
mouths, Mrs. Morris? |
| Mrs. Morris: |
What? |
| Beula Balbricker: |
Or, dog-oogies? |
| Rev. Bubba Flavel: |
Or, pelican-snot? |
| ----- |
| Billy: |
A sword! |
| ----- |
| Pee Wee Morris: |
Your sister sucks rhinoceros dicks! |
| ----- |
| Wendy Williams: |
My tit! You broke my tit! |
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