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One Crazy Summer
 

 

"Hoops" McCann:
[I]f we give into those people, we're giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world.
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Ack Ack Raymond:
Without a plan, there's no attack. Without attack, no victory.
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Teddy Beckersted:
Okay, now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to the task of beating the sh** out of these guys.
Cassandra:
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Teddy Beckersted:
Why not? What do you know? Karate?
Cassandra:
No, I know Dow.
Teddy Beckersted:
What is Dow.
Cassandra:
Dow is the chemical company that makes Mace!
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"Hoops" McCann:
What do you know? You're not a man. You're a cat. Go back to your feline world.
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Ack Ack Raymond:
Do you realize for every lost, mangled doll there's a little girl with a broken heart.
George Calamari:
Sure you want to be a Marine, Acky?
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George Calamari:
Hey Hoops, you ever noticed people die in alphabetical order.

CAST
"Hoops" McCann (John Cusack)
Cassandra (Demi Moore)
Ack Ack Raymond (Curtis Armstrong)
George Calamari (Joel Murray)
Teddy Beckersted (Matt Mulhern)

  
 

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