[I] lived in the country and there weren't
many women and though you're still a kid inside you feel a
man's feeling and there was no way to . . . release this feeling.
So the idea, not mine, but a real intelligent friend of mine's,
of relieving ourselves with . . . we made love with . . .
how do I say this. With pumpkins. Warm, soft, damp, with seeds
inside, so round.
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Driver:
[L]ove is something every man needs, not with
a vegetable, but with something alive! Something that moves,
that's warm, that looks you in the eyes. Something with a
soul. Anyway, there was a . . . a sheep. A beautiful little
sheep! She was nice, kind, pretty. I called her Lola. Not
an ugly old sheep like the others, but a little sheep. So
delicate, refined!
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Driver:
I don't know if you ever made love with your
sister-in-law, father, but you should try it, because it's
absolute heaven.
[Original dialogue in Italian]
[Quotes transcribed from subtitles]
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