Capt. Abraham Smollett:	Your finger hired the crew?
Squire Trelawney:	No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbol.
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Mr. Aeral:	Old Tom.
Old Tom:	Aye, aye.
Mr. Aeral:	Real Old Tom.
Real Old Tom:	Aye.
Mr. Aeral:	Dead Tom.
Dead Tom:	Aye, aye.
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The Great Gonzo:	It just feels so weird.
Rizzo the Rat:	You mean that Mr. Aeral's dead?
The Great Gonzo:	Yeah, that and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo the Rat:	You and your hobbies.
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Mr. Aeral:	Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.
Capt. Abraham Smollett:	I didn't say that.
Mr. Aeral:	I was just paraphrasing.
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Squire Trelawney:	Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet-thing.
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Mr. Aeral:	Big Fat Ugly Bug-faced Baby-eating O'Brien.
Big Fat Ugly Bug-faced Baby-eating O'Brien:	Aye.

CAST
The Great Gonzo (Dave Goelz)
Capt. Abraham Smollett / Rizzo the Rat (Steve Whitmire)
Squire Trelawney / Mr. Aeral (Frank Oz)