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Mastergate: A Play on Words
 

 

Wiley G. Slaughter:
[I] have never been opposed to the belief that the press has the right to print or broadcast everything it knows, I simply maintain that they don't have to know everything!
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Wiley G. Slaughter:
The biggest threat exists from those among us who spout the Constitution and the Bill of Rights as though they owned them!
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Sen. Archer Bowman:
This panel, which intends to give every appearance of being bipartisan, will be ever-mindful of the President's instructions to dig down as far as we can, no matter how high up that might take us.
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Wiley G. Slaughter:
[T]his country will be saved in spite of it's principles.
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Sen. Folsom Bouting:
"[T]et: the Movie," dealing with the Viet Cong offensive, in which our B-1 bombers proved helpless against their godless 10-speed bikes, because Congress had not shown enough gumption to allow surgically selective air strikes against the enemy's most residential districts.
Sen. Archer Bowman:
May I ask the Senator to kindly stop raking over dead horses?
Lance Boyle:
And, may I remind the Senator of the Major's familiarity with the Tet offensive, having led his command in several historic assaults on that occasion, including one against his own men.
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Rep. Sydley Sellers:
Did the President know of the Masterplan plan?
Maj. Manley Battle:
I was told he didn't know.
Rep. Sydley Sellers:
By whom?
Maj. Manley Battle:
The same people that told him he didn't know.
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Rep. Oral Proctor:
I don't intend to take up any more time than I will.
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Sen. Archer Bowman:
[T]hose who forget the past are certain to be subpoenaed.
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Maj. Manley Battle:
I'm history Mr. Chairman. I certainly can't make any of it sitting around here.
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Able Lamb:
[I] was immediately informed that Mr. Slaughter had passed away as a result of dying.
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Sen. Archer Bowman:
[W]hat did the President know? And, does he have any idea that he knew it?
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Able Lamb:
[I] felt I had a higher obligation to do whatever I was ordered to. I'm aware that that's not an alibi, but I know you'll agree, it is an excuse.
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Shepherd Hunter:
[H]ow many people, who were present, were at that meeting?
Able Lamb:
If you include me, there were two.
Shepherd Hunter:
There was one other person.
Able Lamb:
Besides the one, me. Yes, sir.
Shepherd Hunter:
You and someone else.
Able Lamb:
I got the figure by crunching the two numbers, sir.
Shepherd Hunter:
And, in the person of whom would that other person have been?
Able Lamb:
We're speaking of names?
Shepherd Hunter:
With any luck at all.
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Sen. Archer Bowman:
Even though a few of the Members of the Committee have not been able to get away from a roll call vote on the floor of the House, I am advised that since enough of us are not all there, we can proceed with these proceedings here.
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Sen. Archer Bowman:
[B]revity is in the ear of the beholder.
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Courtleigh Bishop:
[M]y involvement was strictly limited to the extent of my participation.
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Sen. Archer Bowman:
Thank you, Senator Bouting, for your most objective presentation of your own point of view.
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Rep. Sydley Sellers:
[I] happen to think that Major Battle was the President more often than we'll ever know. As well as, Secretary of State, of Defense, of God knows, of Secretary of whatelse and whatever! Many a world leader has played with toy solider; what we have in Major Battle, I believe, is a solider who plays with toy leaders!
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Able Lamb:
I'm not cleared to have that kind of curiosity, sir.
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Foster Child:
My name is Foster Child, Mr. Chairman. I'm with the law firm: Friar, Pastor, Priest, and Pope.
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Marry Chase:
There's a great deal of milling about in the hearing room, Chip.
Chip Chatworth:
Milling seems to be right on schedule, Mary.
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Shepherd Hunter:
Will you tell the committee how it happened that not one of the inventory items belonging to M.P.I. was ever, nor to the present day, in time--up to now--has still not ever been, liquidated?
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Courtleigh Bishop:
No one else was in a position "not to know" as much as the President did.
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Steward Butler:
There was mostly no one there who actually was.

CAST
Wiley G. Slaughter (Burgess Meredith)
Sen. Archer Bowman (Richard Kiley)
Sen. Folsom Bouting (Darren McGavin)
Rep. Oral Proctor (Henry Jones)
Rep. Sydley Sellers (Robert Guillaume)
Maj. Manley Battle (James Coburn)
Shepherd Hunter (David Ogden Stiers)
Steward Butler (Ed Begley, Jr.)
Able Lamb (Bruno Kirby)
Foster Child (Mark L. Taylor)
Lance Boyle (Louis Giambalvo)
Courtleigh Bishop (Ken Howard)
Marry Chase (Marcia Strassman)
Chip Chatworth (Tim Reid)

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