Girl:	Paul, you're crazy!
Paul Stephens:	You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Dr. John Mathewson:	You try to tough-it-out with them, they'll lock you in a room somewhere and throw away the room.
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Dr. John Mathewson:	[S]ince you all like scenarios so much, I've got one for you. It's called a little game of chance. I'll bet you that I can turn this key and blow us all to Hell even after you shoot me! And, you're gonna have to shoot me, okay? Everybody's problems solved in one millionth of a second. Now, who wants to play?
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Jennifer Anderman:	Why are you doing this?
Science Fair Contestant:	Because life, my dear, is more than just freezing toads.
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Howard:	Water, citric acid, sodium lauryl sulfate, hydrolyzed animal protein, glycerin, U.S.F.D.A. coloring #5.
Dr. John Mathewson:	What the Hell is it?
Howard:	It's shampoo.
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Paul Stephens:	[W]hat are those things?
Howard:	Motion detectors.
Paul Stephens:	Really? What do they do?
Howard:	Anything that moves, they detect it.
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Paul Stephens:	Jenny, I love you, Jenny. I wanna be your wife.

CAST
Dr. John Mathewson (John Lithgow)
Paul Stephens (Christopher Collet)
Jennifer Anderman (Cynthia Nixon)