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The Man with One Red Shoe
 

 

Ross:
This affaire will have to end in a shooting match--just like all good spy stories.
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Richard Drew:
[R]emember, walk tall, you're in the string section!
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Burton L. Cooper:
[H]ook it into the G.B.L.X.-1000 computer.
Maddy:
G.B.L.X.?!
Burton L. Cooper:
Yeah, that thing 'll break any code.
Maddy:
But, that's in control of our entire missile defense system!
Burton L. Cooper:
Honey, will you please. What are the odds of the Russians attacking on a Thursday night?!
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Brown:
The deal was her testimony for her freedom. I think it was a fare exchange.
Ross:
Well, I don't think so.
Brown:
Well, since you're no longer director of C.I.A., and I am, it doesn't matter what you think.
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Burton L. Cooper:
Now then, does anyone here remember how to kill a man?
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Brown:
There he is!
Virdon:
Which one?
Brown:
The man with one red shoe.
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Richard Drew:
[H]e's a percussionist, but still that doesn't mean he's not a nice guy.
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Richard Drew:
[I]'m not tense. No, not at all. Well, I, I did pass out today, and got hit in the head by a baseball, and brushed my teeth with shampoo, then butchered Rimsky-Korsakov in front of fifteen-hundred people, and my clothes fell apart, but no, I’m a, I’m not, I’m not tense.
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Maddy:
Subject: Drew, Richard. Unarmed. Buttock, right: wallet: five dollars and change. Quadricep, left: bag of nuts. Foot, left: one red shoe.
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Virdon:
[T]hat's the trouble with surveillance, you don't get to see nothin'.
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Burton L. Cooper:
Morocco was Morocco was . . . Morocco.
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Maddy:
[A]re you an agent?
Richard Drew:
No, but I used to have an agent.

CAST
Richard Drew (Tom Hanks)
Burton L. Cooper (Dabney Coleman)
Ross (Charles Durning)
Brown (Edward Herrmann)
Maddy (Lori Singer)
Virdon (Irving Metzman)

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