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Love and Death
 

 

Boris Grushenko:
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
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Boris Grushenko:
It's not the quantity of you sexual relations that counts, it's the quality. On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
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Boris Grushenko:
"Wheat." I'm dead. They're talking about wheat.
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Boris Grushenko:
[H]uman beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler apparitions, like poetry and philosophy. But, the body has all the fun.
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Boris Grushenko:
[T]here are worse things in life than death. I mean, if you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean.

CAST
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen)

  
 

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