Sgt. Roger Murtaugh:	God hates me. That's what it is.
Sgt. Martin Riggs:	Hate him back. It works for me.
-----
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh:	What do you do? Sleep with that thing under your pillow?
Sgt. Martin Riggs:	I would if I slept.
-----
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh:	File also said you're heavy into martial arts, T'ai Chi and all that killer stuff. I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon.
-----
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh:	You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Sgt. Martin Riggs:	Well, I haven't killed you yet.
-----
Dixie:	You know how it is.
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh:	Yeah, sure, all dressed up and no one to blow.

CAST
Sgt. Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson)
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover)
Dixie (Lycia Naff)