| Jack Slater: |
Sir, are you a henchman? |
| Benedict: |
No, I only go as far as lackey. |
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| Benedict: |
[H]ere, in this world, the bad guys can win! |
| ----- |
| Benedict: |
If God was a villain, he'd be me. |
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| Danny Madigan: |
Man, are you an idiot. You made the classic
movie mistake: don't explain so much! |
| ----- |
| Death: |
I don't do fiction--not my field. |
| ----- |
| Jack Slater: |
I'll be back. Ha, you didn't know I was going
to say that! |
| ----- |
| The Ripper: |
I'll be back! |
| Jack Slater: |
The Hell you will. |
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| Jack Slater: |
[C]ould I speak to the drug dealer of the house? |
| Tough Asian Man: |
I beg your pardon? |
| Jack Slater: |
It's a beautiful day and we're out killing
drug dealers--are there any in the house? |
| ----- |
| Danny Madigan: |
[W]here are the ordinary, everyday women?!
They don't exist because this is a movie! |
| Jack Slater: |
No, this is California. |
| ----- |
| Jack Slater: |
[D]id you make a movie mistake? You forgot
to reload the damn gun! |
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| Jack Slater: |
[L]et's say this is a movie. How many times
have you heard someone say, "stay in the car," and the guy
doesn't? What happens? |
| Danny Madigan: |
He saves the day. |
| Jack Slater: |
Or, gets killed! |
| ----- |
| Danny Madigan: |
Watch it, Jack. He killed Mozart! |
| Jack Slater: |
In a movie? |
| Danny Madigan: |
Amadeus! It won eight Oscars! |
| ----- |
| Danny Madigan: |
You know, tar actually sticks to some people. |
| ----- |
| Whitney Slater: |
Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain matter
gray! |
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