| Mac: |
Aren't you going to go in and see what's wrong
with him? |
| Nurse: |
I'd rather set my head on fire and have it
put out with a sledgehammer. |
| ----- |
| Doctor: |
Just don't be afraid to fail. Failure and recovery
is the natural order of things. |
| ----- |
| Ellis: |
An S & M club? Like, like sadism and masochism? |
| Mac: |
Yeah, you know, you scratch my back and I'll
scratch yours . . . only real hard. |
| ----- |
| Ellis: |
Mr. Sulu, set a course for the Klingon battle
fleet. Prepare all photon torpedoes and phaser banks for full
engagement. |
| ----- |
| Harry Gutterman: |
You're signing my death warrant! |
| Mac: |
Harry, don't use clichés, alright? We have
no respect for you if you use clichés. |
| ----- |
| Mac: |
You don't want to live forever, do ya? |
| Ellis: |
I wouldn't mind making the average male North
American life expectancy. |
| ----- |
| Rachel: |
[H]aving a bad day? |
| Mac: |
No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something
nice to me, will ya, please. |
| Rachel: |
You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white
man. |
| ----- |
| Ellis: |
Guess what? Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall! |
| ----- |
| Mac: |
Boy, the gaudier the cop, the snappier the
patter. |
| ----- |
| Ellis: |
You've a very adequate mind. |
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