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The Kentucky Fried Movie
 

 

Henry Gibson:
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
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Newscaster:
The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.
Get the WAV
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Newscaster:
Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.
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Newscaster:
Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.
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Newscaster:
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.
Get the WAV

CAST
Henry Gibson (Himself)
Newscaster (Neil Thompson)

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