| Buddy: |
Hey, who do you think you are? Tootsie? |
| Terry: |
No. |
| Buddy: |
Okay, Yentl? What do ya wanna be a rabbi? |
| ----- |
| Buddy: |
All balls itch! It's a fact! |
| ----- |
| Terry: |
Can't you think of anything more profound than
getting laid? |
| Buddy: |
A blow job? |
| ----- |
| Buddy: |
These women have my deepest respect. |
| Terry: |
For showing their boobs? |
| Buddy: |
And, for their minds! It just so happens that
Kim, here, reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath. And, Luann has
dedicated her centerfold to help clean-up toxic waste. And,
the only reason Barbara does her physics homework buck naked
is 'cause that library is hot. |
| ----- |
| Buddy: |
Today's woman has the freedom to be just as
sick and perverted as us guys. |
| ----- |
| Terry: |
Strong as an ox, and almost as smart. |
| ----- |
| Terry: |
You would love to spend your entire life using
women's bodies. |
| Buddy: |
Yeah, all but the last sixty-seconds. I'd like
a little time to reminisce. |
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