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Jurassic Park
 

 

Ian Malcolm:
God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.
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John Hammond:
When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm:
Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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Ian Malcolm:
[Y]ou do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?
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John Hammond:
Welcome to Jurassic Park.

CAST
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum)
Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern)
John Hammond (Richard Attenborough)

  
 

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