I would like to direct this to the distinguished
members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated
my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded
so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me,
could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like
yourselves.
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Tommy Kelly:
If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour,
and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance
of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach
Chicago?!
Roman Moronie:
That's a fargin' trick question!
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D.A. Burr:
The public sees him as a knight in shining
armor.
Danny Vermin:
This goes through armor . . . and it goes through
the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside.
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Dutch:
It's an .88 Magnum.
Danny Vermin:
It shoots through schools.
CAST
D.A. Burr (Danny DeVito)
Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)
Tommy Kelly (Griffin Dunne)
Dutch (Mark Jantzen)
Roman Moronie (Richard Dimitri)
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