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Jerry Maguire
 

 

Jerry Maguire:
Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell:
Do you love this black man?
Jerry Maguire:
I love the black man! Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell:
I love black people.
Jerry Maguire:
I love black people!
Rob Tidwell:
Who's your mother-fu**er?
Jerry Maguire:
You my mother-fu**er!
Rob Tidwell:
What you gonna do, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire:
Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell:
Congradulations, you're still my agent.
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Jerry Maguire:
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game--featuring you--while singing your own song in a new commercial--starring you--broadcast during the Superbowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.

CAST
Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)
Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding, Jr.)

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