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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
 

 

Willie:
[I] heard you screaming all the way down the alley.
Leonard:
I wasn't screaming! Alright?
Willie:
Yes you was.
Leonard:
I said I wasn't screaming! I was whistling!
Willie:
You was what?
Leonard:
I was whistling for you!
Willie:
You was whistling, "Willie, help, get this bitch off of me"?
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Jack Spade:
Who are these guys?
John Slade:
My theme music, every good hero should have some.
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Hammer:
You ever kill a man before?
Jack Spade:
No.
Hammer:
You ever splatter a man's brains up against a wall?
Jack Spade:
No.
Hammer:
You ever took a big shinny blade and just ripped a man from his ass to his appetite?! Then cut his balls off and make him squeal like a pig?
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John Slade:
Everyday, I see kids walking around, killing and stealing for gold chains. I see kids with medallions so big they can hardly stand up, all stooped over and sh**, trying to carry that stuff. But, what's really awful, man, is you see a young brother with this cheap imitation electroplated gold crap around their necks. And, it breaks out in this funky green rash, with these bumps and sh**; it just makes you wanna puke.
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Jack Spade:
[M]r. Big is gonna pay. And, if I see those little Evans midgets, they ass is mine! I'm . . . payback, payback! And, Lois Mitchell, you know she snuck me, she snuck me, in the fifth grade . . . I was eating my Jell-O when you hit me, baby!
Cheryl:
Jack, Jack, they were just kids!
Jack Spade:
Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids . . . that's a gang!
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Slammer:
Well, what makes you think you can be a black hero?
Jack Spade:
I'm an ex-football player!
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John Slade:
What these fancy medals for?
Jack Spade:
Well, this one is, uh, shorthand. And, uh, this one over here is M.V.P. And, uh, this is surfing.
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Kalinga:
[H]ow may I help you, my brother?
Jack Spade:
Look, I'm here because I can't stand what's happening in this community.
Kalinga:
Yes!
Jack Spade:
Yeah, and somebody has to make a change.
Kalinga:
Yes!
Jack Spade:
Now, brother, will you help me?
Kalinga:
Yeee . . . umm, well . . . I wish I could.
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Cheryl:
[T]hings really got bad when he . . .
Jack Spade:
Well, what? Cheryl, come on.
Cheryl:
He started wearing gold chains, Jack.
Jack Spade:
Oh God, no!
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John Slade:
Sam, hold it man, you told me you served in Nam!
One Eyed Sam:
I did, Saigon.
Jack Spade:
Well, how'd you lose your eye?
One Eyed Sam:
Fu**in' 'round the office. We were shooting paper clips at each other, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye!
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Leonard:
[Y]ou must got the Devil in you!
Cheryl:
No . . . cramps!
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Willie:
Now, you got a .45 revolver that holds six bullets! Now, I counted at least twenty shots and you never reloaded!
Slammer:
That's right.
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John Slade:
You go out there alone, boy, they gonna shoot your ass off.
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Cheryl:
Jack, what are you doing with a gun?!
Jack Spade:
I'm in the army, remember?

CAST
Jack Spade (Keenen Ivory Wayans)
John Slade (Bernie Casey)
Hammer (Isaac Hayes)
Slammer (Jim Brown)
Leonard (Damon Wayans)
Willie (Kadeem Hardison)
One Eyed Sam (Hawthorne James)
Cheryl (Dawnn Lewis)
Kalinga (Clarence Williams III)

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