| Announcer: |
Hey, Topper Harley, now that you've killed
the bad guy and made the world safe for Democracy, what are
you going to do to cash in on your new found fame? |
| Topper Harley: |
I'm goin' to Disneyland! |
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| Topper Harley: |
You've got to be joking. |
| Ramada Thompson: |
Look, if I were joking I would've said, "what
do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him
and pitch to the rhino." |
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| Topper Harley: |
Can you save him? |
| Doctor: |
Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor. |
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| Lt. Cmdr. James Block: |
Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot
Zulu Milk Shake, checking in at seven hundred feet. |
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| Topper Harley: |
[I] could never find time for love--too heavy--it's
an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I've got the sky, the
smell of jet exhaust, my bike. |
| Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson: |
A loner. |
| Topper Harley: |
No, I own it. |
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| Admr. Benson: |
What size shoes do you wear? |
| Lt. Cmdr. James Block: |
A nine, sir. |
| Admr. Benson: |
Good. It's settled then, we'll send Harley
to the front. |
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| Lt. Cmdr. James Block: |
Topper Harley? |
| Topper Harley: |
Once perhaps. Now I am called Tooka Chinchilla. |
| Lt. Cmdr. James Block: |
What does it mean? |
| Topper Harley: |
Fluffy Bunny Feet. |
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| Topper Harley: |
[W]hy are you mad at me? He's the one who ate
your father. |
| ----- |
| Topper Harley: |
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. |
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| Topper Harley: |
Those are some long legs. |
| Ramada Thompson: |
I just had them lengthened. Now they go all
the way up. |
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| Admr. Benson: |
I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four
missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it,
I've never landed a plane in my life. |
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| Topper Harley: |
That is the whitest white part of the eye I've
ever seen. Do you floss? |
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| Admr. Benson: |
[I] look out there at all you wonderful guys
and I say to myself, "what I wouldn't give to be twenty years
younger . . . and a woman." |
| ----- |
| Ramada Thompson: |
I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. |
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| Kent Gregory: |
Well, if it isn't God's gift to the cockpit. |
| Topper Harley: |
Kent, your nostrils are flaring. |
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