Ticket Agent:	Please, sir, if you don't get back on line . . .
Jack Singer:	Then what?! I'll be arrested?! Put in airport jail?!
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Jack Singer:	Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red.
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Roy Bacon:	Elvises, light your fires!
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Roy Bacon:	We're the Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter!

CAST
Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage)
Roy Bacon (Burton Gilliam)