Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart:	Never give up! Never surrender!
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Gwen DeMarco:	What is this thing? I mean there's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of choppy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
Jason Nesmith:	Relax, Gwen.
Gwen DeMarco:	No! I mean we shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is this here?!
Jason Nesmith:	Because it's on the television show!
Gwen DeMarco:	Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
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Alexander Dane:	By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
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Fred Kwan:	It's the simple things in life you treasure.

CAST
Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart / Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen)
Gwen DeMarco (Sigourney Weaver)
Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman)
Fred Kwan (Tony Shalhoub)