| Chandler Jarrell: |
Brilliance is, the best brilliance is brilliance
born not from someone ignorant. |
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| Chandler Jarrell: |
[I] am dreaming so I can pretty much say anything
and get away with it. So, I think I'll say, from my heart,
kiss my ass. |
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| Kee Nang: |
You killed him? |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
I didn't kill him. |
| Kee Nang: |
What happened? |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
I don't know. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving
and bled to death looking for a Kleenex? |
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| Chandler Jarrell: |
Hey, wait a second, you took a hundred. You
took the hundred. No, that's, no. See, one dollar. See, one
dollar's for you. See the George Washington. That's Benjamin
Franklin, that's not happening. You just, you got the wrong
money . . . can I have my money back? And, you gave me the
wrong necklace, too. |
| The Old Man: |
You're breaking my heart, asswipe. |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
Oh, you speak English just fine. |
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| Chandler Jarrell: |
[S]top smoking scrolls. You know, it looks
like a joint, and you might get jumped by some Rastafarians
walking around with this. So, put it away. |
| ----- |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
Hey, bird! Did you just see a little Hari Krishna
midget, in the tree, floating, or is it me? |
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| Chandler Jarrell: |
[I] hear it's really cold in Tibet, and I don't
like the cold. Why don't we just stay here? Me and you, stay
here, all weekend long. Under the covers, and watching television,
and sweating, and smiling, and everything. |
| Kee Nang: |
You won't go? |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
It's freezing in Tibet! |
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| The Old Man: |
Only a man who's heart is pure can wield the
knife, and is such a man, you haven't. |
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| Sardo Numspa: |
I could destroy you, just like that. |
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| Kee Nang: |
[I]t's your destiny to find the Golden Child. |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
And, it's your destiny to seek some serious
psychiatric help. |
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| Chandler Jarrell: |
This is not gonna work and I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life in a clay cell in Kathmandu. |
| Sardo Numspa: |
[I]'ve had you brought here to make you a very
attractive offer. |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
Well, I don't think I can accept a proposal
this early in the season. |
| ----- |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the Goddamn
lights! |
| ----- |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
Nepal! N-E-P-A-L! Viva Nepal! Viva Nepal! |
| ----- |
| Kee Nang: |
[H]is destiny is to save the world. |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
Mmm, that's a good destiny. |
| ----- |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
In my pocket there's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs.
Take as many as you like, please. |
| ----- |
| Chandler Jarrell: |
I'm dreaming! |
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