| Otto West: |
Don't call me stupid. |
| Wanda: |
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you!
I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s! |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities,
Ken. Come on. You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart,
you've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really
interestingly. |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak.
One thing though, touch his di** and he's dead! |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
[D]on't call me stupid, lady, just thank me! |
| ----- |
| Archibald "Archie" Leech: |
[I] used to box for Oxford. |
| Otto West: |
Oh yeah? Well, I used to kill for the C.I.A. |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
What is this, "Hump a Limy" week, suddenly? |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
You, pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English,
giant, twerp, scum-bag, fu**-faced, di**head, a****le! |
| Archibald "Archie" Leech: |
How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian,
aren't you? |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
Oh, it's you. I was actually worried there
for a minute. |
| ----- |
| Wanda: |
The central message of Buddhism is not: "Every
man for himself." |
| ----- |
| George: |
You tell those pigs to fu** off! |
| Archibald "Archie" Leech: |
Fu** off, pigs. |
| ----- |
| George: |
[N]ext week, we won't have to look for work,
and it won't have to look for us. |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
Wake up! Wake up, Limy fish! |
| ----- |
| Ken: |
What's so funny? |
| Otto West: |
Nothing. It's just that wasting old ladies
isn't nice. |
| ----- |
| Archibald "Archie" Leech: |
I wanna make love with you Wanda. I'm a good
lover, at least used to be, back in the early 14th century. |
| ----- |
| Otto West: |
It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill
me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken? |
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