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A Fish Called Wanda
 

 

Otto West:
Don't call me stupid.
Wanda:
Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!
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Otto West:
Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities, Ken. Come on. You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart, you've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly.
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Otto West:
I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. One thing though, touch his di** and he's dead!
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Otto West:
[D]on't call me stupid, lady, just thank me!
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Archibald "Archie" Leech:
[I] used to box for Oxford.
Otto West:
Oh yeah? Well, I used to kill for the C.I.A.
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Otto West:
What is this, "Hump a Limy" week, suddenly?
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Otto West:
You, pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scum-bag, fu**-faced, di**head, a****le!
Archibald "Archie" Leech:
How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
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Otto West:
Oh, it's you. I was actually worried there for a minute.
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Wanda:
The central message of Buddhism is not: "Every man for himself."
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George:
You tell those pigs to fu** off!
Archibald "Archie" Leech:
Fu** off, pigs.
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George:
[N]ext week, we won't have to look for work, and it won't have to look for us.
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Otto West:
Wake up! Wake up, Limy fish!
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Ken:
What's so funny?
Otto West:
Nothing. It's just that wasting old ladies isn't nice.
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Archibald "Archie" Leech:
I wanna make love with you Wanda. I'm a good lover, at least used to be, back in the early 14th century.
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Otto West:
It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

CAST
Otto West (Kevin Kline)
Archibald "Archie" Leech (John Cleese)
Ken (Michael Palin)
Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis)
George (Tom Georgeson)

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