| "Joker": |
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating
people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be
the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. |
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| Sgt. Hartman: |
[I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly
three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off
your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu**
you! |
| ----- |
| "Joker": |
The Marine Corps does not want robots. The
Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build
indestructible men--men without fear. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister
of death, praying for war. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew
your head and sh** down your neck. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
God has a hard on for marines, because we kill
everything we see. |
| ----- |
| Colonel: |
You better get your head and your ass wired
together, or I will take a giant sh** on you. |
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| "8-ball": |
[Y]ou might not believe it, but under fire
Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world.
All he needs is somebody to throw hand-grenades at him the
rest of his life. |
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| "Animal Mother": |
You think we waste Gooks for "freedom"? This
is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a
word, my word is poontang. |
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| Sgt. Hartman: |
How tall are you, private? |
| "Cowboy": |
Sir, five foot, nine, sir! |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked
sh** that high. |
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| Sgt. Hartman: |
Were you born worthless, or did you have to
work at it? |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
Did your parents have any children that lived?! |
| "Gomer Pyle": |
Sir, yes, sir! |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
I'll bet they regret that. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
You will not like me, but the more you hate
me, the more you will learn. |
| ----- |
| Colonel: |
[A]ll I've ever asked of my Marines is for
them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. |
| ----- |
| "Crazy Earl": |
These are great day we're living, bros. We're
Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns! |
| ----- |
| "Joker": |
[A] day without blood, is like a day without
sunshine. |
| ----- |
| "Joker": |
The dead know only one thing: it is better
to be alive. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you
can come over to my house and fu** my sister. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
Are you a Peter-puffer? |
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: |
I don't know, but I've been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me! |
| ----- |
Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: |
I love working for Uncle Sam!
Lets me know just who I am! |
| ----- |
Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: |
I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Hartman: |
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu**
a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common
courtesy to give him a reach around. |
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| "Cowboy": |
Been gettin' any? |
| "Joker": |
Only your sister. |
| "Cowboy": |
Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my
mamma's not bad. |
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