Voilą, the ZF.1. It's light, handle's adjustable
for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties, breaks down
into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick discreet
interventions. A word on firepower, titanium recharger, 3,000
round clip with bursts of 3 to 300, with a Replay button--another
Zorg invention--it's even easier. One shot and Replay sends
every following shot to the same location. And, to finish
the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies: rocket launcher;
arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads; our
famous net launcher; and, the always efficient flame thrower--my
favorite; and, for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube
System.
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Aknot:
You asked for a case, we brought you a case.
Zorg:
A case with four stones in it! Not one, or
two, or three, but four! Four stones! What the Hell am I supposed
to do with an empty case?!
Aknot:
We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg:
But, you can still count! Look, it's easy.
Look at my fingers.
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Police Officer:
Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas:
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Ruby Rhod:
Quiver ladies, quiver.
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Ruby Rhod:
Freeze those knees, my chickadees!
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Leeloo:
You no trouble. Me fifth element--supreme being.
Me protect you.
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Ruby Rhod:
[N]ow it's time for Korben to say the word
of the day. So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big
world?
Korben Dallas:
Thrilled.
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Ruby Rhod:
Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad!
It had nothing, no fire, no energy, no nothing! You know I
have a show to run here, you know? And, it must pop, pop,
pop! So, tomorrow, from five to seven, will you please act
like you have move than a two word vocabulary! It must be
green, okay? Okay?
Korben Dallas:
Can I talk to you for a second? I didn't come
here to play poom-ba on the radio. So, tomorrow, from five
to seven, your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
Ruby Rhod:
Supergreen.
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Ruby Rhod:
What's wrong with you?! What you screaming
for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or
somethin'! I'm leavin'!
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Father Cornelius:
You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg:
I know.
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Ruby Rhod:
Unbelievable!
CAST
Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis)
Zorg (Gary Oldman)
Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker)
Father Cornelius (Ian Holm)
Leeloo (Milla Jovovich)
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