| Holly McClane: |
The only time you even see "the people" is
when you look down to see what it is you're stepping on. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
Just stay here and get ready to call the marines. |
| Leslie Barnes: |
I thought they were the army. |
| John McClane: |
Who gives a fu**. Just be ready. |
| ----- |
| Samantha Coleman: |
Colonel Stuart, can we have a few words, please? |
| Col. Stuart: |
You can have two: "Fu**" and "you." |
| ----- |
| Samantha Coleman: |
Come on, McClane, just a few words? |
| John McClane: |
Okay, just a few words: Fu** off. |
| Samantha Coleman: |
Thanks, but I already got that from Colonel
Stuart. |
| ----- |
| Mr. Trudeau: |
We just bought ourselves, maybe, two hours.
After that, those planes that are low on fuel aren't gonna
be circling. They're gonna be dropping on the White House
lawn. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
Just the fax ma'am. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
[L]esson one starts with killing policemen?!
What's lesson two?! The neutron bomb?! |
| Col. Stuart: |
No. I think we can find something in between. |
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| ----- |
| John McClane: |
I guess I was wrong about you. You're not an
a****le after all. |
| Maj. Grant: |
No, you were right. I'm just your kind of a****le. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
Let me ask you something. What sets off the
metal detectors first: the lead in you ass or the sh** in
your brains? |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
How can the same sh** happen to the same guy
twice? |
| ----- |
| S.W.A.T. Team Member: |
Hey, a****le, what do I look like to you?! |
| O'Reilly: |
A sitting duck. |
| ----- |
| Marvin: |
You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty
bucks for it? |
| John McClane: |
How 'bout I let you live? |
| Marvin: |
Man knows how to bargain. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
Oh, we are just up to our ass in terrorists
again, John. |
| ----- |
| Maj. Grant: |
Now you're the wrong guy in the wrong place
at the wrong time! |
| John McClane: |
Story of my life. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Al Powell: |
What's this about? |
| John McClane: |
Oh, just a feeling I have. |
| Sgt. Al Powell: |
Ouch. When you get those feelings, insurance
companies start to go bankrupt. |
| ----- |
| John McClane: |
As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with
frozen pizza. |
| ----- |
| Col. Stuart: |
Treason is merely a matter of dates. |
| ----- |
| Mr. Trudeau: |
McClane, this what you expected? |
| John McClane: |
No. This is just the beginning. |
| ----- |
| Sgt. Al Powell: |
[Y]ou're not pissing in somebody's pool, are
you? |
| John McClane: |
Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine. |
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