| Dr. Strangelove: |
Mein Führer, I can walk! |
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| Dr. Strangelove: |
Deterrence is the art of producing, in the
mind of the enemy, the fear to attack! |
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| Gen. "Buck" Turgidson: |
Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft
gap! |
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| Dr. Strangelove: |
[T]he whole point of the doomsday machine is
lost . . . if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the
world, ay?! |
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| Gen. Jack D. Ripper: |
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most
monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have
ever had to face? |
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| Gen. Jack D. Ripper: |
On no account will a Commie ever drink water,
and not without good reason. |
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| Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: |
Colonel, Colonel, I must know what you think
has been going on here. |
| Col. "Bat" Guano: |
You wanna know what I think? |
| Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: |
Yes. |
| Col. "Bat" Guano: |
I think you're some kind of deviated prevert.
I think general Ripper found out about your prevertion, and
you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. |
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| Maj. T.J. "King" Kong: |
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll
find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition;
four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing:
antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping
pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian
phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one
hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue
of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas
with all that stuff. |
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| General: |
Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador,
they're pretty good. |
| Ambassador de Sadesky: |
Thank you, no. I do not support the work of
imperialist stooges. |
| General: |
Oh, only Commie stooges, ay? |
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| Gen. Jack D. Ripper: |
I can no longer sit back and allow communist
infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion,
and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify
all of our precious bodily fluids. |
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| Gen. Jack D. Ripper: |
[I]n the name of her majesty and the Continental
Congress, come here and feed me this belt, boy. |
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| President Merkin Muffley: |
I will not go down in history as the greatest
mass murderer since Adolf Hitler! |
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| Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: |
Colonel, that Coka Cola machine, I want you
to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there. |
| Col. "Bat" Guano: |
That's private property. |
| Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: |
Colonel, can you possibly imagine what is going
to happen to you, your frame outlook way of life on everything,
when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call
to the president of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot
it off! Shoot, with the gun! That's what the bullets are for
you twit! |
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| Gen. Jack D. Ripper: |
Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of
water? |
| Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: |
Well, no, I can't say I have, Jack. |
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| President Merkin Muffley: |
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is
the War Room! |
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| Gen. "Buck" Turgidson: |
Mr. President, I'm beginning to smell a big
fat Commie rat. |
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| Gen. Jack D. Ripper: |
[C]ome over here, the Red Coats are coming! |
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| President Merkin Muffley: |
[I]t is the avowed policy of our country never
to strike first with nuclear weapons. |
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